They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Those nachos came to me in a dream
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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