Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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