Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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