hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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