Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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Even my vagina gasped.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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