i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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