didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i think i just lost a toe
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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