Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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