You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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