I want to have your abortion
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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