My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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