UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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