well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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