Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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