jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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