Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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