i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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