he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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