so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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