Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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