I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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