big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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