sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
its not stalking. its research.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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