Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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