Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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