is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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