I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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