I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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