She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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