if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize
