Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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