fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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