Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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