That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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