How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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