I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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