i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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