no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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