Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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