your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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