I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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