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  Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.

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• (716): View more from New York

  At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.

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