jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
this is an emotional support booty call
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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