me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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