Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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