Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
you inspire me to be a worse person
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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