Who did Billy Mays play for?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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