He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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