grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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