fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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