i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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