I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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