Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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